Jingoist Fashion

One night in high school, a dozen of my friends met at the Veterans Memorial in Riverside Park to do what we do best; underage drinking. Unfortunately for us, a couple of undercover cops who usually bust perverts and dogwalkers, sat us down, demanded our identification, and lectured us on sacrifice for our nation. So, dear Mr. Undercover cop, I dedicate this photoshoot to you.

Topshop Dress, Smythe Jacket, Corso Como boots, Fur Bomber Hat

Those were the days....

I mean, if this doesn't make your day, what the hell does?

Image via Daily Mail UK

My ideal outfit if....

I were richer, cool, thinner, grungier, blonder, famouser, rockerer, you get there idea-er.

Clockwise from upper left: Isabel Marant Silk Blouse, Isabel Marant Open Knit Tank, Low Luv by Erin Wasson Bracelet, Pamela Love Spike Cuff, Studded  Casablanca Belt , Antik Batik Bag,  J Brand Black Skinnies, Black Celine Studded Pumps,  Pamela Love Eagle Talon Necklace

Feel free to give me any of these items whenever your heart desires.