Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Baby Oliphant!

Now who can tell me what an Oliphant is?

Image via zooborns

Graduation Dialogue

Middle Aged Relative: So you graduated!
Me: Um, yea
Middle Aged Relative: That's so exciting! What are you doing now?
Me: I'm looking for a wealthy octogenarian to marry, preferably one on life support
Middle Aged Relative: (awkward laugh)

I then sidle out of the conversation.