Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Baby Oliphant!

Now who can tell me what an Oliphant is?

Image via zooborns

Graduation Dialogue



Middle Aged Relative: So you graduated!
Me: Um, yea
Middle Aged Relative: That's so exciting! What are you doing now?
Me: I'm looking for a wealthy octogenarian to marry, preferably one on life support
Middle Aged Relative: (awkward laugh)

I then sidle out of the conversation.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

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Meet the Bowflexes... I mean the Crossbows


Midsummer Nights Dream meets Trailer Trash


This is too weird to be not not unironic. Figure out that triple double-negative going on. And then explain it to me.

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