Now who can tell me what an Oliphant is?Image via zooborns
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Graduation Dialogue
Middle Aged Relative: So you graduated!
Me: Um, yea
Middle Aged Relative: That's so exciting! What are you doing now?
Me: I'm looking for a wealthy octogenarian to marry, preferably one on life support
Middle Aged Relative: (awkward laugh)
I then sidle out of the conversation.
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